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Left Part or Right Part [for
men]
I’m not saying the argument
that there is an advantage in life for “left side” hair part (for men) is
necessarily wrong. There might be
something to that theory, although it seems to me that the evidence is mainly
anecdotal.
In the spirit of free
discussion and open debate, I offer some counter arguments and counter examples
to show that the right side part for men may actually be the superior part.
· In 1976 Jimmy Carter parted his hair on the right
side and won the Presidential election. In 1980, Carter switched hair
part sides and was parting his hair on the left side. The result:
he lost the election
in a landslide to Ronald Reagan, who parted his hair on the right.
· Ronald Reagan, famously parted his hair on the right side. He won 46 out of 50 states in the 1980
Presidential election (defeating newly left hair-parted incumbent President Jimmy
Carter). In 1984, right
side hair-parter President Reagan won 49 out of 50 states against the left side-parter, Walter Mondale, one
of the biggest landslides of all time.
This seems to me to be a powerful counter-example to the “left side hair
part is better” theory.
· In the 2000 Presidential election, Al Gore (right side-parter) lost the election but won
popular vote. The retort is Gore
should have even won MORE votes than
he did but the right side part cost him votes. Huh? That’s pure speculation. What everyone concedes is that Gore, the right side hair part candidate, got
more votes than his opponent, George W. Bush, the left side hair part candidate. Anything else is mere
speculation. If you are going to
speculate – and you shouldn’t --you could even argue that if Gore were a left
side hair parter he would have received much fewer votes. The irrefutable fact is, Gore, the right side hair-parter, got more votes than George W. Bush, the left side hair-parter. REPEAT: The right side hair-parter, got more votes than the left side hair-parter.
· Much of what matters with hair part has to do with
your face. In my opinion, men with
larger noses might actually look better with the right side part. I note that
Bobby Kennedy (right side parter) had a larger nose than his brother, JFK (left
side parter). The right side part drew
less attention to Bobby’s large nose.
· Right side parters have been very successful: For example--- Frank Sinatra; Cary Grant; the aforementioned Ronald Reagan; Dean
Martin; Bobby Kennedy; Gary Cooper; Paul Newman; Gregory Peck; the late actor Steve McQueen; Warren Beatty; Matthew Broderick; Dustin Hoffman (e.g., "The Graduate"); Laurence Olivier; Bill Clinton; the poet Robert Frost; Steve
Martin; the young Ryan O'Neal; Spencer Tracy; Peter Lawford; Rock Hudson; John Wayne (see"Reap the Wild Wind"); Orson Welles (see Citizen Kane) and Clint
Eastwood were all right side parters. Sometimes Ryan Reynolds sports a right side part. Sometimes, in his early career, Peter O’Toole had a right side part. It
didn’t hurt their careers and nobody shunned them. The argument that you have to be tall and
handsome for the right side hair part to work doesn’t follow: see the not
unhandsome but definitely not tall John Major (right sider), below. In 2014,
Matt Damon was sporting a right side part, and Mr. Damon -- while handsome -- is not particularly tall.
· Former British Prime Minister John Major – and right
side parter -- did not come from a wealthy background and was said to have lost
a job opportunity because he was short of stature. Nevertheless, despite lack of social status
and stature, this right side parter made it all the way “to the top of the
greasy pole” (in the phrase of Benjamin Disraeli) and became Prime Minister of
Great Britain. Hardly an example of
someone being “shunned.”
· Depending on one’s degree of baldness, the right side part can do a lot to make you look like you have more hair. I think as a man ages, parting the hair has more to do with which side of his hairline is receding more. Hence, if the right side hair part covers the baldness better, men choose the right side. In my personal case, I notice that with my right side part, my head is fully covered with hair and it looks like I have a nice, thick head of hair. This coincides with the theory that “thinning hair” looks the absolute worse; better to shave your head and go with the completely bald look than walk around with thinning hair. So, a right side part that makes you look like you have lots of hair is superior to a thinning hair look. This might explain why Rush Limbaugh used to be a right side parter in his youth. His hair was thinning and parting it on the right side made him look like he had more hair. Eventually, he went bald.
In conclusion, there are too many counter-examples to support the theory of an overall advantage to the left side part. Perhaps back in the day the left side was considered better in stodgier times but in today's hip, tattoo loving, modern society there may be, if anything, a slight advantage to the right side hair part for men. The right side parters give off the vibe of being a tad bit more individualistic; more of the "entrepreneurial" mindset; a bit more daring.